Yall really gonna make me remember the time my coworker thought willy Wonka was a real person and wondered how much money he was making on Nerds and Gobstoppers

Work at a hotel. Guest asked why there was no fourth of July parade or any fireworks in town. We were in Australia.

A few years ago leading up to the great American eclipse a coworker overheard us discussing it and said "Y'all don't actually believe in that [stuff] do you?" I figured he misunderstood whatever we were talking about and thought we were talking about mysticism or something regarding the eclipse but no he followed up with "Don't you know if the moon went into the sun it would melt, that's why the eclipse can't be real." I genuinely felt like humanity should probably start over from scratch after that.

some girl once told me that it was impossible for me to be vietnamese bc vietnam was a war and not a country. this happened while in college smh

"It's been proven that if you dream about falling and hit the ground in your dream you will die in your sleep." Yeah? If someone dies in their sleep, how do you know what they were dreaming?

A girl in my class asked why do farms exist if she gets her food from the supermarket.The teacher had such a disappointed face and everyone looked at her and wondered how did she pass the all the way through the 8th grade

It’s not cheating if you don’t love the person

That chickens have no brains. Not that they are stupid. That a chicken literally does not have a brain.

My sister panicked whilst on a plane and asked if she could open a window as she was feeling really hot - the guy in the seats across from her lost it, it made his day

Friend shared that he thought women were like chickens, one day a month we would sit on a toilet all day and lay an egg

In 8th grade this girl, dead serious, asked, “how did people breathe before there was electricity?”

When I was like 13 I told my friend that there was such a thing as a Liger. They had successfully mated a lion and a tiger. His response “you idiot, tigers ARE female lions” .... We took the argument to his mother to settle it. She took his side

My friend once told me he wasn't too concerned about using birth control because everyone knows the girl can only get pregnant if they both come at the same time. His gf was pregnant 3 months later.

22-year-old girlfriend, after having walked under some street lamps: “I just discovered that we have 2 shadows. I think the other one is only visible at night.” I explained what shadows are and how they're dependent on the light source. There was visible brain processing strain on her face.

A customer came in today and apparently had a an excuse for not wearing a mask. We offered curbside pickup for their safety and the safety of others. They let us know that they work at a covid clinic, so they had "literally 0% chance of contracting it".

"China is it's own continent because the people who live there are called 'Chinese'." "... Uh... and we are Oklahomans. Did I miss the memo where we became a continent?"

Is the forth of July on the 14th or 15th? My ex boyfriend asked me that. He has no excuse, he's from California.

I worked retail as a summer job about 17 years ago. I was putting out coffee cups with a coworker. "Why don't they make left handed coffee cups?" I quietly turned one of the mugs 180 degrees without saying anything. Last I heard she was the assistant manager of that department.

someone tried to convince me that snakes don’t have bones. I showed him some pictures of snake skeletons and he said “yeah they have ribs, not bones”

“How do they know which moon to put out?”

Co-worker at my last job during lunch: Him: "The moon landings obviously didn't happen" Me: "Thats awkward I was bouncing lasers off the mirrors we left there at Uni." (Physics Graduate) Him after pausing: "Theres loads of ways they could have got there, aliens could have plonked them down" Man literally believes in aliens but not the moon landings and is a manager at a large company

“Masks are dangerous because we shouldn’t be breathing in our own carbon monoxide.”

I dont believe in evolution cause if we did evolve then why aren't we still evolving?

'Can't we just exterminate all bacteria and viruses so we can't get sick anymore?' Literally heard someone say this in Microbiology class. MICROBIOLOGY CLASS!

"if Japanese people suffer so much from tsunamis, why don't they hide behind the Great Wall of China?" 8th grade geography class

My mom said her new mac was a waste of money because it didn’t have internet explorer so “how is she supposed to do anything?”

Was Benjamin Button based on a true story?

Just because math is in a book, doesn't make it true... she was a college student.

Why is there a deer Xing sign it’s too dangerous for deer to cross the road

Buddy of mine was very drunk one night and asked me "where does the moon go during the daytime?"